Wednesday, June 17, 2009

A few 'powar'ous quotes :D

Powar Sir,my Physics tution teacher in 12th is probably the funniest and best teacher any student like me can EVER have.He not only teaches physics but a lot more.Its because of him that i stopped dreading physics(leave aside my marks for a moment :P). Going for tutions was more like laughter therapy and he is the only teacher who i loved listening to!

Here are a few of his quotes most of which have double meaning :D

1.For rays:"Aisa thodi naa hain tum jahaa par ho wahaa aa jaungi?"
2."Raashi garg..Yeh ladka hain ya ladki?"
3. P:Jaldi karo woh ghoom rahi hain?
Class:Kaun?
P:Ghadi!
4."4000 waves ne...bache paida nahi kiye stupid!"*pauses*"Abhi manzil bahut dur hain padhai karne ka samay hain"
5."I will show you a beautiful figure next time..kitaab ki baat kar raha hoon"
6."Every beautiful diagram..lait kar"
7."Isse fire alarm mein use kar sakte hain aur burger alarm mein bhi.."
8."Itni mehenat kar raha hoon..kaha kaha se laakar paida karta hoon"
9.(On being applied cake on his B'day) " My wife has never touched me so many times!"
10."Madness day nahi wednesday!"
11."Is it possible that you shoot a bullet on a mosquito and it will rebound?"
12."Mujhe aggarwal sir ne dhoka diya hain..mujhe use kiya hain!"
13."Subah mein thodi naa class hogi..mere saare kaam raat ko hote hain"
14."When you are in a cinema hall..enjoy whatever you are doing"
15."Beautiful means beautiful..It should have nothing to do with your physic relationship"

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The last ten seconds

Standing on the edge of the cliff,
You want to soar like the bird,
Break the chains of life,
Let all your worries take a dive,
You want to breathe fresh air,
Watch the morning sunrise,
Take a break from everyday fights,
Never be alone,at night.

You want to watch the flowers bloom,
Match every step with the tune,
Let your sorrows fume,
Happiness be always with you now,not soon.
You want to always give hope,
Make other people smile,
Connect with your inner child,
Let the weather be never rough,always mild.

These thoughts are not for real,
These dreams are just too sweet,
But the last ten seconds of your life,
You finally find peace...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A New 'High'

Your board exams are over.School is over.You have met your school friends once in the last one month.You are trying to study.Pleading yourself to study because you have wanted this all throughout your life and now when you are so close to getting it you want to run away.But you still want it. Weird you. It doesn’t help that you have hardly anyone to talk to in person.No friends staying nearby,no siblings at home. Your loneliness increases but you don’t know what to do.Its not like you are sad.Its just that you are lonely and a little stressed with entrances round the corner.

Its one of those evening when you are alone at home. You have chatted online,talked to a friend on the phone,eaten your heart out,watched crappy serials on tv and you don’t know what to do next..Loneliness bites hard.You open the cupboard which should be out of reach from you but it isn’t.Your parents trust you it seems. Funny. You see all kinds of bottles in front of you. Whisky,rum,beer,champagne. You check to see if any bottle is open or not. Somewhere deep down you know what you are doing is wrong. Its not the real you who is doing it, you tell yourself.Its the lonely you. Whats the difference you ask? You don’t wait for the answer. You manage to find a bottle of whisky which is open and half empty. Sorry, you are 'supposed' to be the optimist. The bottle is half full. You pour some of it in a glass and add water and ice. Every part in your body is pleading you to throw it away. You can hear your friends' voice in your head. They wouldn't come to know,you tell yourself. Lonely you,is very convincing. You pick up the glass and take your first sip. Disgusting. Maybe you had too much of it at one go. Its not vodka shots you stupid female. You hate every sip you take after that but you continue to have it. Your eyes begin to water and it tastes like the worst thing you have EVER had on Earth.But you still have it,till the last sip.Loneliness is poisonous too it seems.

You start feeling comfortable after sometime. No you are not drunk.Just a little tipsy. It soothes you.Makes you forget all that you want to,for sometime.The lonely you relaxes,says its worth it. The real you is quietly looking at you,disappointed. You don't feel guilty even then. When you wake up the next day,you promise yourself that you won't drink again. Bloody liar,you. Yes,loneliness kills too.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Kissi ki nazar naa lage tumhe :)

Yahooooooooooooo!
My BLOG turned one....Yipeeeeee!!!! :D


So i am going to sing a song for my blog.

*Tests the tabla and harmonium*
*Clears her throat*


Baar baar yeh din aaye..
Baar baar yeh dil gaye..
[sing along]
Tum jiyo hazaaro saal aur ek saal ke din ho ek hazaar..
HAPPY B'DAY TO YOU!
Tadaaaaaaaaaaa..
HAPPY B'DAY TO YOU!



P.S- I have lost my head.Yes :P

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Untitled

Empty walls.

Shattered glass.

Sinful silence.

Blank pages.

Torn photographs.

Broken strings.

Spoilt food.

Sick air.

Disconnected mobile.

Burnt cigarettes.

Three bottles down.

Puddle of tears.

An endless vacuum.

Realization that you are gone,

A part of me is dead.